Here’s the plan, Stan. We know some important and powerful
people in places that would be called “high,” “low,” and/or
“convenient.” At any rate, they’re interested in doing more on a
Sunday night than cutting their toenails. How about you?
What
we’re looking for is talent—not the kind that comes with attitude,
but with enthusiasm. Elvis impersonators, go-go dancers, peanut butter artists,
exhibitionists of all kinds, we would love to work with you!
BENEFITS:
- Potential cities this festival will travel
Francisco; Austin; Albuquerque; New Bedford, MA; Ithaca, NY; or maybe your
hometown
- Learn to collaborate with others on
projects of all kinds
- Learn to begin and finish a project
- Learn to enjoy your life with others who
are in your mental neighborhood
. RESPONSIBILITIES:
Say what you mean
and mean what you say. It’s a cliché, I know, but it holds true.
Another that comes to mind is “No psychos need apply.” This goes for
sociopaths as well. We play nice with people in our neighborhood.
It’s all very simple—if you promise that you’ll hatch an
egg out of your ass, you better get tips from the Easter Bunny, because
there’s going to be a group of people waiting for their omelette. And I
like mine with cream cheese and chive, please.
WHAT ELSE: If you have
any suggestions, if you were at our first Festival and have any compliments or
complaints, let us know. You can email Casey at ttgrey@hotmail.com or Zoe at
desertdoo@aol.com.
We would love
to hear from you about anything from a new Neighborhood logo to
what you are planning for the next round of nonsense.
Here’s
hoping you have a happy and productive life, and you get your ass on down to
the next Neighborhood shindig. |
Dorks? Us? Maybe so, but at least we're not sitting on our asses
watching repeats of Alf everynight. We're REVOLUTIONARIES, baby! |
